{"product_id":"no-prob-llama","title":"Amethyst Creature Comforts Necklace For No Prob-Llama","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNo Prob-llama - Amethyst Necklace Whatever you're spiraling about right now - the text you sent, the thing you said, the group chat that's gone suspiciously quiet - a llama in very good glasses would like a word. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis is not a metaphor. This is a llama, professionally bespectacled, informing you that the thing keeping you up tonight is, statistically, going to be fine. We can't promise that about everything. We can promise it about amethyst - the stone people have reached for since forever when their brain won't quit re-running the same three worries. It's the put-the-phone-face-down stone, the take-one-actual-breath stone. The card that comes with it is hand-drawn, a little retro, the llama looking entirely unbothered - which, frankly, is the goal.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eThis one is for: * Anyone re-reading a text they sent four hours ago \u003cbr\u003e* The friend who apologizes for things that never needed an apology \u003cbr\u003e* Whoever's currently catastrophizing about something that will, in fact, work out \u003cbr\u003e* You, at 11pm, phone brightness all the way up, doom-scrolling your own group texts\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e * Five 6mm gemstones bookended by tiny raw brass heishi beads \u003cbr\u003e* 18\" long with a stainless steel extender allowing it to be worn up to 20\"\u003cbr\u003e* Stainless steel lobster clasp \u003cbr\u003e* Strung on Mighty Miracle Cord \u003cbr\u003e* FSC Certified Card\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHandmade and signed by a SoulKu mama maker in Asheville, NC. Part of the Creature Comforts collection.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"SOULKU","offers":[{"title":"AMETHYST","offer_id":67737806438505,"sku":"crtr01","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0289\/1146\/8649\/files\/crtr01.webp?v=1792612595","url":"https:\/\/www.jacquemichelle.com\/products\/no-prob-llama","provider":"Jacque Michelle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}